Akasha: I wonder what I should do…
Teddy Bomber: Hey there, Akasha!
Teddy Bomber: What you doing?
Akasha: Oh…Nothing. Thanksgiving is coming up and I was just wondering to make something special to eat for Kain for saving me the other day. Probably some chocolate cake…
Akasha: But, I’m not that great at cooking, so I’m not really sure what to make…
Teddy Bomber: Why didn’t you come to me?! I may not look like it, but I’m actually a great cook. I can help you make one.
Akasha: Wait, really?! Can I trust you?
Teddy Bomber: Leave it to me!
Akasha: That’s a nice cake we made… but why is it in the shape of a bear?
Teddy Bomber: Because I’m named Teddy? Besides, Kain will probably think it’s cute. Anyway, here he comes. I will hide behind here! Good luck!
Akasha: H-Hey, Kain.
Akasha: The other day, you saved me from those hooligans. I made this cake for as a way of saying thanks.
Kain: There was no need to go so far. I was simply doing my duty.
Akasha: Yes, but still…
Kain: Wait, do you hear that?
Akasha: Hear what?
Kain: Listen… it sounds like something is ticking and it’s coming… from inside this cake.
[Kain and Akasha look at each other in sudden realization]
Kain: Look out!
[Kain snatches the teddy cake and tosses it away as far as possible. He grabs Akasha with one hand and shields her with his body, as the cake explodes.]
Kain: Are you alright?
Akasha: Yes, I am.
Akasha: (Oh, was this Teddy’s actual plan? Create a situation where Kain will grab me in his arms? Thank you, Teddy!)
[Teddy bomber peeks out at Kain and Akasha through the explosion]
Teddy Bomber: Well, that went completely different from expected. Kain is much better than I thought. Oh well, maybe another time.
P.S. This was the best I could come up with in the limited time I had. I shouldn't have procrastinated.