Now Hiring: New Father

by FatherVinh posted Dec 24, 2017
Collected some data for y'all:

7 Blue Scrolls
27 Green Scrolls
149 Elite Scrolls


6 Lanterns
3 Nenes
3 Kains
3 Karl
1 Diana
3 Hermes
1 Akasha
1 Bear

Father is now retiring from Blustone due to poor heart conditions after this event. Looking for replacement.


Must love Blustone

Must love the Lord

Must be able to recite the Bible from memory in under 12 minutes under physical duress

Must not be allergic to holy water

Must know how to make memes

Must encourage children to confess their sins to make a better community.

Pay starts at one alter boy an hour.

Father will be continuing his wedding officiating business. Stop by my drivethru chapel and say "manda" for 25% off your next wedding or divorce. Courtesy of Father himself.