Me: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KAIN?! Kain: Ow. Stop. This is hurting my brain. Me: JOY, GET OVER HERE! WE HAVE A FAN CRISIS! THEY'RE GOING CRAZY! Joy: Not again... Me: IT'S NOT JUST KAIN'S HUNTER FANS, IT'S EVERYBODY!!! Joy: Fine. It'll be sorted in a few hours. Call the rest of the team. Kain won't be able to go on cruises today. Kain: WHAT??? Joy: The fans got one of Edward's devices. I can turn you back to normal, but you'll be knocked unconscious. You need to stay in the infirmary to get fully back to normal. Kain: Ok.
( What happened when I realised the situation. Just a bit of a joke, it's what I do. )